A dumb kid just struggling to get her life together and figure out what she's doing. Taking a break from college, working two jobs, and trying to get along with her parents. Welcome to the inside of my head.
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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
americans hate americans just as much as everyone else hates americans don’t let our jokes fool you
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