pittacus-lore:

If it makes you less sad, I’ll move out of the state. You can keep to yourself, I’ll keep out of your way.

And if it makes you less sad, I’ll take your pictures all down. Every picture you paint, I will paint myself out.

(via howimetyourpadre)

@1 week ago with 2573 note and 6551 play

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via yumichris24)

@1 week ago with 706806 notes

I am thinking it’s a sign

That the freckles in our eyes

Are mirror images and when we kiss

They’re perfectly aligned

(Source: hightidesss, via applecocaine)

@1 week ago with 23944 note and 99271 play
foxinu:

Some sort of weird husky ritual magic.

foxinu:

Some sort of weird husky ritual magic.

(via somerandom-midget)

@2 weeks ago with 52213 notes
#tbt Wasn’t I a cutie haha

#tbt Wasn’t I a cutie haha

@2 weeks ago
#tbt 

anomalouswanderer:

Favourite behind the scenes video of all time

(via thewolfhouse)

@3 weeks ago with 27880 notes

as-seenon-tv:

nebuloser:

Grand Theft Auto. 

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

(Source: chasind, via wickedgood94)

@1 month ago with 456147 notes
Grilled teriyaki chicken, wild rice, and asparagus #FoodPorn #Noms

Grilled teriyaki chicken, wild rice, and asparagus #FoodPorn #Noms

@1 month ago
#noms #foodporn 

linogallegos:

rainbowcapndesdes:

lolzpicx:

Street Art

Honestly I think street art is one of my most favorite things.

(Source: audioabsinthe, via ilylauren)

@1 week ago with 535199 notes

tomlinhell:

americans hate americans just as much as everyone else hates americans don’t let our jokes fool you

(via applecocaine)

@1 week ago with 193351 notes
$200, most of our day, and what im sure is going to be a nice sunburn and we’ve got a new garden [: #HomeImprovement #Garden

$200, most of our day, and what im sure is going to be a nice sunburn and we’ve got a new garden [: #HomeImprovement #Garden

@2 weeks ago
#homeimprovement #garden 
Sometimes these things happen

Sometimes these things happen

@2 weeks ago with 1 note
My babies haha

My babies haha

@3 weeks ago with 1 note
Yay for new snowboarding boots I can’t wear till next season #Snowboarding #Nike

Yay for new snowboarding boots I can’t wear till next season #Snowboarding #Nike

@1 month ago
#snowboarding #nike 

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

(via epic-humor)

@1 month ago with 255040 notes